I thought this was funny, so I threw it together. I have a much better one, but I used someone else's pic from here on DA, and I'm afraid to ask them if it's ok to share, since they don't have any kind of yaoi posted.
Oh, and since some of them are hard to read, it says:
Finely Groomed Hair
Total Lack of Interest in Girls
Sensei is Orochimaru
Dress-Like Outfit in Future
Leather Straps for Some Bondage-Play Later On
Emo, therefore required to be a little bit gay
They say the sexy one's are all gay or taken, and he isn't taken
He's a flamer...literally
Oh, and Sasuke not mine, from Naruto, bleh...